One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?Anonymous
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Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst.
I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that
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My greatest wish is to sleep with you. No, not sex. I want to sleep with you. To feel the warmth of your body radiate against my skin. For you to look up at me, with your soft, tired eyes and kiss your sweet lips. To lift up your shirt and make small patterns on your back ever so lightly with my fingers. To feel your hand on my bare stomach while you also make light patterns with your soft fingers.
I want to you to rest your head on my chest, and hear the heart that beats just for you.Yourlocalesbian (via yourlocalesbian)
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
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And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about I want you with me and don’t go.She was always holding my hand (via barbieandken)Everything you love to hate
When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you
Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.
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Pancake with all the colors of the wind.
i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit
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Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”
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