"If you think Stone Cold should crack open this 2009 California merlot, gimme a hell yeah!"
Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard as i did the 1st time i saw it
boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u
…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, That was fine. And your life is a long line of fine.Flynn, Gillian. Gone Girl. (via emmalynsullivan)WORDS N QUOTES
Seventy Times 7 by Brand New
(via den-mother)Consistently Unhappy