Makes me happy: My cat Sirius, couch forts, my girlfriend, surprises, superstitions & fortune cookies.
how could you fuck up so tremendously
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when you remember you have leftovers from a restaurant
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I would be an awful parent. My kid would say “I don’t wanna go to school I just wanna sleep” and I’d probably get in bed with them and say “I feel you”
"why weren’t you at school today"
"my mum feels me"
You’re brain isn’t fully developed until you’re 25. If you love any thing (especially if you’re a teenager) it’s just lust. You love playing guitar? It’s just lust. You actually want to fuck your guitar. You love food? Same thing. You love your family and your dog? You sick fuck.
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