August 21, 2014


One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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repeat from Musings of a Naked Lady

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repeat from Mr. Z
ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

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August 20, 2014


My greatest wish is to sleep with you. No, not sex. I want to sleep with you. To feel the warmth of your body radiate against my skin. For you to look up at me, with your soft, tired eyes and kiss your sweet lips. To lift up your shirt and make small patterns on your back ever so lightly with my fingers. To feel your hand on my bare stomach while you also make light patterns with your soft fingers.

I want to you to rest your head on my chest, and hear the heart that beats just for you.

Yourlocalesbian (via yourlocalesbian)

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speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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repeat from My Web Log

And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about I want you with me and don’t go.

She was always holding my hand (via barbieandken)

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repeat from Everything you love to hate

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

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repeat from Quiet Please, Waifu Is Sleeping
whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

whynotelsanna:

griddlemethis:

Pancake with all the colors of the wind.

i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit

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repeat from Griddle Me This

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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repeat from GRINDING YOUR GUTS
-anch0rs-:

i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this

-anch0rs-:

i honestly have no idea who this guy is but he needs an award for this

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